PROF. E. N. GLISH'S ENGLISH, COOKED ANY STYLE

Did you know [Pp + (2S + V/M) + ct] is an English sentence? Or, [Pp +(S + V + Pp)+ (S + V/M + D)+ P] = another sentence? For example...the first...might read: Without a doubt, Sarah and Connie ran quickly. And for the second example, it could say: Inside the stale cookie, a tiny black ant hid from the hairy-fingered vagrant who fished the sweet morsel out of the smelly yellow dumptster. You can do this, too, with Prof. E. N. Glish's English, cooked any style!

Thursday, February 25, 2010

YIKES!

The owner just set up an appointment with the VETERINARIAN. Dolly

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Sorafi LynnMarch 6, 2010 at 8:34 PM
Sorafi Lynn: Now Dolly, the vet isn't all that bad.

Zander: EXCEPT THE SHOTS!

Sorafi Lynn: Zander, you had to get your rabies shot, end of story.

Zander: NO IT AIN'T THE LADY WHO GAVE ME THE SHOT CALLED ME COCKER! I HAVE A NAME YA KNOW! AND I COULDN'T GO ANYWHERE BECAUSE I WAS MY LEASH!

Sorafi Lynn: It's called a leash law. And you weren't at the vet, you were at the fairgrounds.

Zander: Really?
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Welcome, all. This blog (short for web log) is for friends, family, Romans and countrymen. Enjoy the mixture of nonsense and revelations while cooking a favorite English dish. There is a little this and a dab of that and all of it makes cooking with English a funfilled adventure. So, come on and join the fun!

The news today is about a book, stumbled across last week. It nearly did my buddy, Mr. Book Worm, clean in--narrowly missing him when it landed on this blog. The name of the book? Oh, pardoname...it's entitled: The Art of Racing in the Rain by Garth Stein. Yeah, it's a novel, but not the usual kind one would think a girl would get into. After all, not many girls like auto racing. I like it 'cause the syntax (that's sentences to you younga folks) truly elevates the heart and frees the soul. So, on yo' marx, get yurselfs set, 'n' GO! First gab fest is Chapta 1.

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